This is the announcement I have been waiting to make.

How to Serve Women opens on Monday the 27th of July. My course, built and finished and ready, all nine modules of it, and in a few short weeks you can be inside it.

I have wanted to put this in your hands for a long time, and now there is a date, and I could not be more delighted to give it to you.

One of you gets it free

To mark the launch, I am giving the whole course away.

One winner takes everything. All nine modules, the full certification, start to finish, not a penny owed and nothing asked but the work itself.

And the first two runners-up each get the mug. The white one, with the little pink crown, that tells him in no uncertain terms whose turn it is to make the coffee. So three of you walk away with something. One learns to serve a woman properly. Two are sent to the kitchen with my compliments. I am, as you might imagine, delighted with either outcome.

What you are actually getting

Not a blog you skim on the train. A proper course, nine modules, taught in order, in the work of serving a woman well.

Obedience first, because everything stands on it. Then learning to read what she needs before she has to say it, reliability, service, composure when he would rather flinch, integrity, awareness, the voice to say the hard thing honestly, and at the last an honest look at what all of this becomes once the fantasy has worn off and the real thing is left standing in its place.

And he is tested as he goes. Every module ends with a quiz, and he does not move on to the next one until he has passed it at seventy per cent or better. No turning up and nodding along, no certificate for showing your face. He earns each module, one at a time, and only when he has passed all nine does the certificate come. I use that word, certified, on purpose, because wanting to serve and being able to serve are not the same animal, and the testing is what tells the two apart.

Learn more about the course here: How to Serve Women Training Course and Certification.

How to enter

Fill in the short form below. One question decides it: which of the nine modules matters most to you, and why. The best answer takes the course. The next two best get the mug. So make it a good one, and make it honest. I read every single one.

The dates

Entries close at the end of Monday the 20th of July. Winners, chosen by yours truly, will be announced that week.

If you are not chosen, you have lost nothing but a head start, because the doors open to everyone on the 27th regardless.

The form is below. Good luck darlings! You already know which module you need. I rather suspect I do too.

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